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fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

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April 16, 2014 at 10:02 PM | Post Permalink | 7,897 notes



fishingboatproceeds:

Twentieth Century Fox is hosting screenings of The Fault in Our Stars movie in New Zealand, Philippines, Sweden, Germany, Denmark, Italy, UK, Ireland, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, and Mexico from May 10th until May 12th! 
Sign up here to be in with a chance of being one of the first people in your country to see The Fault in Our Stars.

oh my god this would be the best thing ever

fishingboatproceeds:

Twentieth Century Fox is hosting screenings of The Fault in Our Stars movie in New Zealand, Philippines, Sweden, Germany, Denmark, Italy, UK, Ireland, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, and Mexico from May 10th until May 12th! 

Sign up here to be in with a chance of being one of the first people in your country to see The Fault in Our Stars.

oh my god this would be the best thing ever

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April 16, 2014 at 10:02 PM | Post Permalink | 2,347 notes



cop: is that a joint between your teeth
me: no it's a metaphor
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April 16, 2014 at 10:01 PM | Post Permalink | 4,072 notes



punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

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April 16, 2014 at 10:00 PM | Post Permalink | 4,893 notes



sh4dows:

     “Okay,” he said after forever.“Maybe okay will be our always.”     “Okay,” I said.

sh4dows:

     “Okay,” he said after forever.
“Maybe okay will be our always.”
     “Okay,” I said.

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April 16, 2014 at 10:00 PM | Post Permalink | 28,300 notes



tfios-changed-my-life:

So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 
Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness. 
Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)
And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 
THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 

tfios-changed-my-life:

So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 

Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness

Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)

And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 

THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 

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April 16, 2014 at 10:00 PM | Post Permalink | 60,953 notes



butmyopinionisright:

that-kid-erin:

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

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this is my whole life.

This. A thousand times this.

(Source: pornstarch)

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April 16, 2014 at 9:45 PM | Post Permalink | 273,886 notes



drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis)

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April 16, 2014 at 9:44 PM | Post Permalink | 674,476 notes



iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

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April 16, 2014 at 9:43 PM | Post Permalink | 10,272 notes



search-the-castle:

feardamonkey:

kudasigh:

canadiansparklebutts:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

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April 12, 2014 at 6:56 PM | Post Permalink | 246,646 notes



funkies:

Me

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April 12, 2014 at 6:52 PM | Post Permalink | 394,692 notes



fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

(Source: chickem)

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April 12, 2014 at 6:42 PM | Post Permalink | 334,804 notes



falloutyo:

when u meet a person same fandom as u in real life 

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